I need a car.

Before I can buy a car, I need insurance.

Woah, insurance is expensive! I need a sympathetic insurer who will take into account the no claims discount I have built up in the UK. Therefore, I need proof of my no claims discount. Of course my insurance company can only be contacted by phone so I'm hoping that I still exist on their database so I can use their web form and that Royal Mail will be able to forward the certificate because there is no way to change my postal address online.

I also need a US drivers licence to bring the cost down further. The DMV is only open weekdays during office hours, and is a 40 minute walk from my house. Therefore, I need a car.

*headdesk*